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if i were one of the 7 dwarfs

i’d be sneezy for sure—-

wish me luck tonight >.<

motherfucking alien right here.

my 16 year old brother got a reckless driving ticket last night, had a pack of cigarettes in his car and got an MIP. as fucking funny and awesome as this is.. now there is SO much tension in my house..

my dad and brother cannot be in the same room as each other, my mom is the only one speaking to my brother and he will only talk to her. we’re trying to clean and organize our basement for thanksgiving at the end of the month and everything is just awful.

brandon’s coming to pick me up and save me.. my brother really knows how to ruin my weekend home.

November 6

Fred is a dark-green/brown fish who commonly complains “OW MY LEG!” and ” OW MY EYES!” after any major accidents he encounters. His name is revealed in “Patty Hype”. Two of Fred’s friends are Tom and Nancy. Fred is employed at Shady Shoals rest home as a janitor. He regularly visits the Krusty Krab on his lunch break, and he was the first customer to try SpongeBob’s “Jelly Patty,” and even sang a song about it. He also appears in the episode “Karate Island.” He was also part of Squidward’s band in the episode, “Band Geeks”; however it is hinted that he died or was seriously injured when he collided with a plane while twirling a flag. In three episodes, it is indicated that he may be wealthy. In “One Krab’s Trash” he offers Mr. Krabs one million dollars for a hat. In “All That Glitters,” he owns an expensive spatula in which he sells to SpongeBob. In “Squilliam Returns,” he is in the group in which Squilliam Fancyson takes to Squidward’s 5-star “restaurant.

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